tramampoline:

Favourite jokes

  • Referring to any four-legged animal as a weird dog
  • Massively underestimating the number of nearly uncountable objects
  • Massively overestimating the number of clearly countable objects
  • Bad puns in TV episode titles

(via bumblingb)

bad puns are what i live for

jillianajones:

seansoo:

but why do we have to get married and have children

why can’t we just get a group of friends and live happily ever after in an apartment and share the profits

i’d be much happier that way

The bible said Adam and Eve. Not Adam and Eve and John and Sue and Steve and Jennifer.

(via crash-mcbarason)